Spanking new white trainers straight out the box
Going out in the morning to get the rolls in
Going out to the pool on the first day and being blindingly luminous white
Telling folk how much there holiday cost and finding out if they got it cheaper or not
Talking about how good the first pint will be back at the local
Buying fags on the way home for somebody in the work
Finding a cheap boozer and sticking with it for the hols
Packing food/drink at the local supermarket then eating it by the pool cos the pool bar prices are too steap
Being surprised when you step out of the airport and it's actually warmer outside than inside
Going away and expecting everyone to speak english and getting angry when they dont
Being amazed in a foreign super market when they have things you get at home
Moaning about how hot it is
Using the phrase " will just be kinda glad to get hame ye know"
'yae cin get buckie in here'
Hearing a scottish accent and quickly sussing out if they are a hun
Socks with sandals
Speaking to local waiters or shopkeepers in english but putting a bizarre slow accent on
When a hun asks you your name, you always say 'Sean' or 'Patrick'.
Checking the price of the soup to determine the potential overall cost of the bill. less than 3 euros - you definitely eat there, more than 5 - you laugh haughtily and carry on along your way.
Checking your watch every ten minutes and asking nervously if half past nine in the morning is too early to start drinking.
The above being met with the reply 'at least wait till after breakfast' and you feeling that this is too harsh a regime for on holiday
Trying to get aff the plane the second it hits the tarmac
Meeting random strangers.
"where you from mate?"
"bulgaria"
"ah! stilian petrov!!" (with both thumbs up)
The first day any Scotsman goes on a package holiday, he gets blootered. Next day, he's suffering at the breakfast place/pool, and the wife isnae talking to him
Opening up the "duty free" on the plane before it's even taken off